Farage ‘ought to forfeit by-election win’ and Barbie ban – your sizzling takes on the newest information

Yep, it’s here! Now you can see all the best messages from our lovely Daily Star readers as we bring you ‘Text Maniacs’ in all its glorious unedited splendour! If you want to answer back use the comment section below. So take it away…

The government is pushing ahead with building X amount of new social housing in England but no new reservoirs to store water over the winter to supply these homes – not thought through properly. Andy Anderson

Luigi Mangioni charged with the fatal shooting of Brian Thompson US United Healthcare CEO sees $ 1.5 mill crowdfund for legal expense who allegedly right / wrong agree with Mangione ‘health insurance company execs are parasitic & denial / delay of claims too’. So thankful for NHS. Brian Linford Pontefract

America, fuel charges up from $2-68 to $4-68. no sympathies from uk, you commedian’s voted him in. FIREBIRD

Adjoa Andoh had nine points on her licence and at the bottom of the piece she was fined and given three points that’s twelve that’s a ban. The Derbyshire man

Farage should have to pay for that by election that he caused. Mind you he shouldn’t have been allowed to enter he resigned. What was Clacton thinking? EC

well done nigel farage, you cant keep a great man down. GUITARMAN

Farage should forfeit by-election victory, due to failing to attend result reading. Count Binface should be declared winner –} ANGST

PEOPLE WHO CRITISIZE NIGEL FARAGE FOR NOT ATTENDING RESULTS AT CLACTON ELECTION, HAD THEY BEEN TARGETED PRIOR TO ANNE WIDDICOMBES MURDER, HAVEING FLAMABLE LIQUID & A FAILED IGNITION THOUGH THIER DOOR TO THE PROPERTY, IN THE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD THEY ATTEND A MEETING IN CROUD NOT KNOWING IF THE STTEMPTED ASSASSIN WOULD BE IN THE CROUD, & I DONT MEEN A CUP OF SOMETHING, IF YOU WANT THE ANSWER TO THIS QUERY ASK YOURSELF WOULD YOU. LAWMAN

So in one sentence at his victory rally, Nigel Farage says “I’ve been told it’s not safe for me to attend (the count) due to a credible threat. Yet, a few moments later he adds “I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory… and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies. Surely the two statements contradict each other. Jessica Goetia Brooking

mr ed will all the houses with a thatch roof be safe with the heat we get now. billy

Ban all Barbies, what about the Kens? Laurence

So this years I’m A Celeb is being delayed due to clashing with the Eufa National Lesgue (Spain v England). Just goes show that Ant n Dec and Z listers can’t go up against the big guns. LES H.

A fan of Gavin & Stacey got a signed toilet brush that’t Well Flush. Phil Southend

so chuffed Audrey Werro won the 800 metres final because the BBC seem to think the whole athletics world revolves around Keeley Hodgkinson well done Audrey. ratboy Cumbria

…is the race to the bottom almost run??… I’m reading about an alleged “FISHING INFLUENCER”, What can this possibly be???…NFFC 4EVA. TETS

Joke of the Day

my horse racing bets have been rubbish – I backed one yesterday it fell in the parade ring! Tony Worksop