GB ace hotter than heatwaves and rudest dentist joke you will ever learn – your views laid naked

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So it seems Joe public has got to fork out again for the water boards bad business plan. Easy way to keep prices fair is stop paying incompetent managers a huge salary and get rid of shareholders because they are the biggest bugbear of all the big companies. charles korszewski’

water companies need to be nationalised now. How dare they say prices will go up in drought. Put everybody on a water meter now what you use you pay for. Ban bonuses to these bosses of water companies and cap price increases till they have sorted their companies out. The mess is theirs. Bex

Jerry {Lawton, Chief Reporter, Daily Star} thanks for calling this out. The situation is going to become a common issue and not just because of the weather. With all the houses being built, once again we haven’t increased the infrastructure to deal with all the additional water use, so our reservoirs will dry up quicker each summer. Kind Regards Paul Falconer

I thought Andy Burnham would be different but no, he’s allowing water firms to increase bills when we’re in a drought, Disgrace!!!! ScouseFrank

Ofwat are the water companies’ puppets. Ferret

why is there no global warming in scotland. phil ng4

Pic of former Corrie star Brooke Vincent please. Gary,
Newcastle(Image: Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock)

I’m surprised we did’nt get an emergency alert when some us got rain the other day. LEO F.

All this fuss over the barbeque text massage! Maybe our PM should change his name to ‘Andy Don’t Burn ‘em’! Pete Walthamstow

Reforms Robert Jenerick is a jerk treating sick & disabled people like criminals saying they will have to go on community service for PIP money… is this man so thick that he cannot understand people are on PIP because they cannot work in the first place and 90% of claimants are genuinely struggling with their health… Jenerick needs to give his head a wobble discriminating sick and disabled and concentrate on making the rich pay their fair share in tax not punishing people for being ill. Reform are dictating like their Russian pal… Ged Cleveland

Amy “the incredible” Hunt, athletics golden girl, scorching round the track – hotter than our recent heatwaves! SPIKE

Looking @ pics of Amy Hunt in Monday’s issue, how on earth did she manage to get a clean take of the relay baton, with those long finger nails? Then, crossing the finishing line to win gold, it looks like her spikes laces are loose! What an athlete. Bigg Fanova

pure class as the single figure I.Q. towie lads ask the pertinent hard to answer question IS ALBANIA A COUNTRY…FFS!!!…. NFFC 4EVA. TETS

A badger has appeared in court accused of damaging the countryside, the magistrate asked him if he had anything to say, he replied I was sett up. Alun Davies

y argh thar no 2pound coins given out in change at shops? PIRATE

what does garlic do if it gets to hot it takes its “cloves” off ! Tony worksop

Joke of the day

‘Madam, this is highly unusual you don’t appear to have any teeth in your mouth… hang on, you’ve sat upside down on our dentist chair! Andy Rimmer

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