Brits left in stitches after Valentine’s Day shop sign is placed by cucumbers

Valentine’s Day is not too far away now.

That means people and supermarkets are preparing for the supposed day of love.

So if you’ve been in a store recently, you’ll most likely see shelves stocked with boxes of chocolates and teddy bears stitched with slogans of adoration.

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However, one unidentified shop has taken a bit of a different approach to their Valentine’s Day merchandise.

And it’s not for the faint-hearted.

After walking down the veg aisle, one eagle-eyed customer spotted the ‘whole’ cucumbers were displayed with a very cheeky sign.

“Don’t forget Valentine’s Day,” the sign reminded.

Well, at 90p the phallic-shaped veg could be perfect for a cheap thrill! By cheap thrill we mean putting in the side salad of the dish you will lovingly serve your loved one, of course!

“What an interesting product/advert combination,” the shopper wrote in the Casual UK subreddit.

It wasn’t long until randy Brits compared the schlong like veg to a sex toy and took to the comments to poke fun at the awkward sign placement.

One person giggled: “The person stacking those cucumbers knew…”

Another user chuckled: “Wrapped up and ready to go!”

While a third voiced: “Galentine’s Day.”

Someone else mocked: “Yogi’s k*** is long and green.”

Elsewhere, an American church warned people not to watch porn on Valentine’s Day as it will ‘kill’ the special day – but singletons did not agree.

Some felt that porn could ‘improve’ the day of love.

And, a couple had a nightmare after they decided to go to their first orgy together – which was also their last.

Why, you ask?

Mortifyingly, they bumped into the girlfriend’s parent at the same raunchy event.

Good job they were not all wearing masks!

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