‘I dated a guy on BDSM website – but he just wanted me to pay for his shopping’
Spicing up your love life can come in many forms – like introducing a new position to the bedroom or even exploring the vast world of bondage.
So this one kinkster decided to jump into the spectrum of the latter.
Having joined a BDSM (bondage, dominance, submission and masochism) website, they hit it off with a bloke who also had an account on the X-rated page.
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Fulfilling both of their sexual needs, their online partner would be the ‘dom’ and they would be the ‘sub’ in the relationship.
As an obedient sub, they agreed to do and pay for their dominant partner’s shopping.
Although the uneven power dynamic is supposed to turn the pair on, the sub has only just realised 15 years on that they may have been taken for a different kind of ride.
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The now ex-sub took to Twitter confessional page ‘Fess hole’ and explained: “I went out with a guy once that I met on a BDSM website.
“He was a Dom and I was to be his Sub.
“Looking back, he just wanted me to do his shopping – at my expense – and I’ve only just realised 15 years later.”
Despite the now ex-sub feeling as if they had been rinsed in the BDSM style relationship, fellow Twitter users couldn’t help but poke fun at the situation with an assortment of supermarket puns.
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One person commented: “Genius.”
Another user added: “I mean…I am interested in this sort of situation.”
While a third giggled: “More M&S than S&M.”
Someone else mocked: “BDSM – ‘buy daddy some Morrisons’.”
Meanwhile, a fifth chuckled: “Chains and whips may break my bones but you doing my grocery shopping excites me.”
And, this person questioned: “But who got the Clubcard points though?”
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