Daily Star Text maniacs: farting Lords, Victoria Beckham and the dying of handshakes

Yep, it’s here! Now you can see all the best messages from our lovely Daily Star readers as we bring you ‘Text Maniacs’ in all its glorious unedited splendour! Take it away….

Instead of scrapping the (£11) call out pay for our coast guards, why not stop the pay for the House of Lords for farting and snoring at £300+ per day? All they do is grunt “Here Here”. Absolute waste of space!! Unlike our coastguards you cannot put a value on their work.

Betty Boo

John challenger don’t you dare label rainbow flag wearers as freaks, some of us do have morals you. I was appalled and sickened by Ann widdecombes murder as the next person.

Anna, Lowestoft

Utterly unbelievable that the Labour party, Tory party, Liberals and the rest are worrying more about Nigel Farage and his 5 million pound gift before he was a MP than the Billions of our hard earned taxes that was gifted to the greedy elite companies for protective clothing during the pandemic and individuals which was never recupriated.

TOD

starmer promises to meet the veterans of the nuclear bomb fall out and does not turn up this wimp of a man has to be the lowest of the lowest to see them men on news night up set hang your head in shame uturn starmer.

billy

RIP ANN, BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT.

Bamtaman

I can’t believe recent events. That nice old lady Anne Widdecome..! I wish they would give me just 10 minutes alone in a room with whatever piece of scum that did this!

Mussy

i carnt believe our local labour council (cheshire west) ‘ordered’ people here to take down their ENGLAND flags.

j smith, northwich

That photo of V Beckham unmoved at the England goal while her hubby roars, was she thinking: “Oh no, he’ll want to get frisky with me later now!”

Bill Shredder

How can Norway boss Stale Solbakken say ball hitting wire!!!? We had a job seeing the players let alone a wire (poor looser).

Big Les

White jerseys have apparently won every knockout game in the World Cup (Spain latest, against France). Hopefully this continued last night against Argentina. If so we are sure to play in white against Spain’s red. Ergo it’s coming home.

Cobbler

I was once compared to the footballer Zidane. But only the Zidane that walked up to that other player and headbutted him.

S

Harry STYLES has ostracised the fans with excessive ticket prices 146 to 279 Prem 466 VIP 700 arguably now ‘bleeds fans dry’. Live is ‘a plaything of the moneyed’.

Brian Linford Pontefract

Whatever happened to a proper, firm, handshake, anywhere? Last one I saw was in 1977, jack Nicklaus and tom watson, the duel in the sun shootout, turnberry. 2 proper men, proper sportsmen. Rip handshakes.

Dave from chorley

I’m reading about our social calendar and how it’s affecting our health.. Saying our “social battery (??)” Will be drained and saying let’s be honest it’s easy to hit an “energy wall(??)”….What can all this rubbish mean its gobbledygook.

Tets