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Our top tipster reckons Argentina will come up short in the final and says England will face another defeat before coming home

12:57, 17 Jul 2026Updated 12:57, 17 Jul 2026

Piers Morgan has a special ability to be wrong about almost everything.

But even by his standards his real-time opinions on the England v Argentina game were a spectacular own goal.

Here were Morgan’s views in the 90 minutes:

• Come on England. We can do this.
• What the f**k is this referee doing? Argentina should have 5 bookings by now. Dirty team going woefully unpunished.
• Is Messi playing?
• Well done England.. you’re fighting like terriers.
• And now the ref books an England player! What a joke.
• Declan Rice is having an absolute stormer.
• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
• I love Spence. Most improved England player of this World Cup.
• England are on fire – come on boys…
• This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas!
• FFS.

FFS indeed.

I’ve found myself watching the last 20 mins of the game over and over since the final whistle. Mesmerised by it like a man who can’t stop watching footage of his house being burned down.

Haunted by wave after wave of Messi passes and Argy attack that clobbered England. What more is there to say that hasn’t been said?

Yeah Tuchel didn’t help. But England did what England always do. Capitulate in epic fashion.

Maybe Harry Redknapp was right and the German is a spy.

Or I was half expecting Harry Kane to go over to Tuchel and rip off a mask to reveal it was Gareth Southgate all along. Gareth Krautgate.

Years of hurt continue and fans will have to watch another side pick up the trophy on Sunday again.

It promises to be a cracker and I reckon Spain will have too much for Argentina and will leave Messi in tears.

SPAIN TO WIN WORLD CUP – (10bet) – 6/5

After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone: “thanks for coming”. England will lose to France in the pointless 3rd place game before coming home – (10bet) – 9/10

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My dad was a conjoined twin. We used to call his twin my uncle on my father’s side. After they were surgically separated he became my uncle once removed. Use joined-up thinking and bet on KYLIAN MBAPPE scoring on Saturday night – (bet365) 5/6