Cash in by backing Nigel Farage to be quickly within the bin with Britain’s finest tipster
Our top tipster John Ward reckons you can eclipse the bookies by banking on Nige to quit and by backing his football bankers as the new season kicks off
13:06, 14 Aug 2026Updated 13:07, 14 Aug 2026
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There was a lot of commotion this week when the sky went black. Which is odd because as far as I’m aware the sky gets dark every day, it’s called night time. Of course this was different as it was the eclipse of the sun.
I went out to see what all the fuss was about but didn’t see anything as the moon kept getting in the way. There was a bloke in the park selling fake eclipse glasses for £10-a-pop. He wasn’t worried about being caught out as his customers won’t be seeing him again.
If I had a quid for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse., I’d have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now.
Bye Nige…. wasn’t that nice to know you(Image: Victoria Jones/Shutterstock)
Thankfully, someone has created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse. It truly is a site for sore eyes.
The whole experience was a bit like my sex life. It doesn’t happen very often, only lasted a few minutes and was a bit of a let down. Another let down this week was that Count Binface failed to beat Nigel Farage in the Clacton-by-Election.
And Nige made himself look like an even bigger berk – which is good going considering he’s often wearing pink trousers – by refusing to turn up for the result. Nige is claiming a big victory but by conceding quarter of the vote to a bloke with a bin on his head has made him a laughing stock.
Get the Count bin the I’m a Celeb jungle(Image: Joe Giddens/PA Wire)
Another investigation into the £5 million gift he received doesn’t bode well either and I will snap up the 5/4 (Coral) on Farage not being the leader of Reform UK at the next general election.
I’d also throw a few quid on at 5/1 (Coral) that Count Binface makes an appearance in the I’m A Celebrity jungle this year.
John Hill from Coral, said: “Count Binface may have missed out to Nigel Farage in Clacton, but that clearly hasn’t deterred punters from backing him for an even bigger political prize.
“The odds suggest he’s currently more likely to be heading into the I’m A Celeb jungle or blasting off into space than moving into Downing Street. But if support continues to build, who knows? Andy Burnham may want to keep one eye on that bin.”
The best of the rest…
Norwich boss Philippe Clement will be celebrating(Image: MI News/NurPhoto)
Turns out when my manager said that “You can be really irritating at work sometimes” that wasn’t them giving me permission. Irritate the bookies with a bet on NORWICH to beat West Brom – (Coral) – EVS
Swindon to cheer up boss Ian Holloway with a win
I drew Mark Hamill on my wife’s forehead while she was asleep. You should have seen the Luke on her face. Draw some cash from the bookies with a bet on SWINDON to beat Northampton – (betway) – 5/2
Wardy’s banker runs at Newbury(Image: PA)
Why is it so hard for woman to work in postal services? Because it’s such a mail dominated industry. Deliver a blow with a punt on WITNESS STAND in the 3.10pm at Newbury (Ladbrokes) – 7/1
Bolton to make a winning start
I took my wife to the theatre to watch a performance all about puns. It was a play on words. Feel punderful with a gamble on BOLTON to beat Preston – (10bet) – 5/4
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