Scrounger Harry has made his mattress so lie in it and extra Trump debacles – reader views laid naked

Yep, it’s here! Now you can see all the best messages from our lovely Daily Star readers as we bring you ‘Text Maniacs’ in all its glorious unedited splendour! If you want to answer back use the comment section below. So take it away…

To the Ukraine people, if you try to remove Volodomyr Zelensky, who is honest and committed to the country and people, you will become servants and hostages and slaves of Russia. It will me a big mistake. He has the vote of confidence and support from all NATO countries and, most importantly, the people of those nations and the former defence minister does not. LAWMAN

So Harry Sussex and wife have decided Great Britain isn’t so bad after all. What no paid for protection for them, they’ve obviously decided the Yanks are fed up with the Royal pretenders and the gravy train has run out. Watch out William. Time will tell. Maurice, Nottingham

scrounger harry and his nobody wife want to come back to this country why not go to russia we dont want you coming back here begging u made your bed lay in it. billy

putin, trump, all these world leaders have the same major problem, they are all cowards, they haven’t the balls to raise a family and work hard to provide for it, they haven’t the imagination to build a nurturing home and create a flourishing community of other families with the goal to raise the next generation of the human race, and they haven’t the backbone to love that family so completely, they posture like children who have yet to learn what real strength is what true power is, they are spoilt not very bright kids, not worthy of our fear or even our interest, true power comes from creating true strength comes from nurturing loving and protecting. John challenger

Hope Andy Burnham will support England for bus passes at 60. If not, how about 50 % off train fares. Del {Lancs}

…inflation up to 2.9% but don’t worry..soon we will be receiving our cut off the electricity bills and this equates to 86p PER WEEK …NFFC 4EVA. TETS

To journalist for CNN: “Who are you again?” from Orangebaby Trump even though Kristen Holmes is in the White House every day, huh! LAURENCE

breaking news man attacked in a photographic dark room more on this as it develops. tony worksop

My mate always says “as one door closes, another one opens.” Optimistic fella, but not a very good carpenter. Motorhead

Harry KANE’s amazing 2nd Golden Shoe award brings it to 7 golden boot / top scorer awards 36 goals Bundesliga 73 season total RESISTS return to prem 213 goals 47 short of Alan SHEARER top scorer. Still time eh Al! Brian Linford Pontefract

Just enrolled on an online history course. ‘First essay: the history of Florence.’ My mate: ‘That’s a doddle… she starred in the Magic Roundabout!’ Andy Rimmer Preston

At a model railway event got a polo shirt which I was going 2 pay by card. The people said unfortunatly can’t get a signal. I pointed to a 1ft high model and said there’s a signal. They wern’t impressed. Phil Southend

Joke of the day

C, E-flat and G walk into a bar. The barman shows them thedoor and says: “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.” Jokester

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