Brit bloke discovered with trousers down ‘having intercourse with bin’ and consuming garbage
A 45-year-old British man was spotted “eating cardboard” with his trousers and pants round his ankles “having sex with a bin” by someone looking out a window of their house
The odd bloke was spotted by a neighbour (Image: Getty Images)
We’ve all heard of rubbish sex but this is ridiculous…. A randy bloke has pleaded guilty after being caught with his pants down trying to perform sexual acts on a bin in Ayr, Scotland.
Craig Povan, 45, was spotted “eating cardboard” with his trousers and pants round his ankles by someone looking out a window of their house , with the assumingly gobsmacked onlooker promptly asking what Povan was doing before calling the police, according to the Prosecution.
The Procurator Fiscal depute, The Scottish equivalent of the Crown prosecutor, outlined the bizarre scene, which took place on Halloween last year (Oct 31).
They said: At 9.40pm the witness was within his home address with his wife. He went to the window to close the blinds and observed the accused at the waste bins with his jeans down to his ankles.
“He had his boxers on but his penis was exposed and he was thrusting towards the bin. He described this as him having sex with the bin, and that he was eating cardboard from the bin.
“He [the witness] shouted at him, then he [the accused] shouted ‘who was that?’.” The witness then contacted police. The court heard that as he looked out his front window, he saw Provan at his front door.
The man was then described as taking off his trousers before trying to escape into the night.
The Procurator Fiscal depute said: “He then started to take his jeans off and appeared unsteady. He then lay down and continued to take his jeans off.
“He then walked over to a garden hose and placed it in the rear of a vehicle.
He then jumped over a fence, causing superficial cuts to his leg. Police attended and saw the accused with just his boxers and shorts on. He was arrested and cautioned and charged at Kilmarnock police office.”
When asked why he wasn’t wearing any trousers, Poran reportedly told the arresting officers he was simply “showing them my injuries”, according to the Glasgow Times.
Sheriff Diane Turner told Provan, who pleaded guilty to committing an act of public indecency, was handed a community payback order which will include 50 hours of unpaid work.
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