Adult worker Melissa Todd has sworn off “eproctophilia” – a fetish centred on farting – after a disastrous client session saw her resort to using a whoopee cushion
An adult worker has revealed she’s ruled out a farting fetish for good after a nightmare client session. Melissa Todd, who works as a dominatrix, described her experience in a first-person article for Metro, focusing on “eproctophilia”.
Eproctophilia is a kink in which people are aroused by flatulence, whether that involves hearing it, smelling it, producing it or being exposed to it.
Todd said a client she calls John booked a session specifically to explore eproctophilia and even set out a food plan in advance. She wrote that he asked her to eat onion bhajis, sage and onion stuffing and artichokes the night before they met, aiming for the “best farting effect”.
But once the session got underway, Todd said she couldn’t go through with what John wanted, despite her efforts to prepare, Unilad reported. She wrote: “When John arrived, all bounce and expectation, I let him down spectacularly, over and over, for the entire two hours.
“Reader, I cannot allow my bowels to relax over a stranger’s face. I simply can’t do it.
“Everything in me recoils from the prospect.” Todd said John had anticipated she might not be able to deliver and came with a backup: a whoopee cushion to imitate the sound.
She added: “Happily John had anticipated my incompetence and supplied a whoopee cushion, so even though I couldn’t deliver the real thing, I could at least provide the noise, if not the aroma. Bounce giggle squeak.
“Two hours of it. At least my quads were getting a proper workout.”
Although Todd reportedly said she wasn’t “feeling the mood”, she noted John still left “cheerful” and thanked her for the session. Reflecting on the encounter, she wrote: “Often a session is as much about being heard and sharing a moment of connection as having a bhaji-scented guff break on your teeth”, though she added that he hasn’t booked another appointment since.
Todd has also previously written for Metro about why she often prefers seeing married clients, claiming they are less likely to repeatedly message her than single men. She admitted: “I can be confident he will head on his merry way home after our encounter, not giving me another thought.
“You don’t want a client who leaves you weighed down with wretched loneliness, nothing waiting for him at home but an empty sofa and a microwave meal.”
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