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bigbob thanks for proving my point about the child like nature of city dwellers, we have to deal with city folk in the countryside, they move in and want street lights cause they’re frightened of the dark, they get on every committee and try and change everything, trust me we have the balls to tell you city folk especially londoners exactly what we think of them, because we have had enough of being pushed around by the likes of you. John challenger
it’s Wednesday night 21.30 hrs and some t…t has redirected all 18 wheelers through Uttoxeter and our roads cannot deal with the traffic !! Whoever you are ….a……e sod off !! Gordon Uttoxeter
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our new defence chappy (temp) is givhn over 8 billion UP NORTH to update our Nuclear deterant lol,says a gud thing t keep our engineers in work,i think they wud b better employed buildin Hospitals n Nuclear Bunkers f the Public t shelter in,ask wer’s ur nearest 1? BOB
Just what is Boom Radios fascination with over the hill Cliff Richard? He should have retired gracefully decades ago. VAL H
Cannot believe that Netflix are doing their very own version of The Masked Singer called Blockheads. That’s my subscription cancelled. LEODIS
why all these so called celebrity quiz shows. Most only get two questions right. Name and charity they are playing for. Rest of time just look thick. patternman
saw a hedgehog roaming the garden at 10am. Thought it was odd. Then BBC News said hedgehog are starving because they can’t dig for worms as the soil is too dry. Put out dog or cat food, and water for them(not milk) in evenings. Ta. Rob
My mate was 6’10’’ at aged 21. He’s had no problem putting food on the table for his family! Andy Rimmer Preston
Hey RR, I like upsetting the wokes, they do a much funnier dance when apoplectic with rage, a dance I like to call the “you WOT??” Bill Shredder
Want to give a quick shout out to my favourite comedian tony worksop. Glad to see him take up his rightful place as regular Joke of the Day recently after a lean period in the sidelines. His top gags never fail to cheer me up! Chortler, Glasgow
Pull the other one BEN STOKES ‘England cricketers have no problem with alcohol but the sport does’. Post Oz tests Ben retired and saw a curfew night club incident. Now he is studying level three coaching & ‘would love to be England coach’. We’ll all drink to that Ben! Brian Linford Pontefract
Harry kane winning the ballon d’or – now that’s a good one haha. half of his goal are penalties which anyone can score the other are tap-ins and he plays in the crappy bundesliga good comedy star sports. jimbo
I hear Chelsea are putting in a bid for Hertz Van Rental. Ferret
Joke of the day
Just seen a friend who I’ve not seen in years. He used to be called Alvin but since then he has changed his name to Calvin. I said: “Long time no C! Tony worksop