Goriest revenge acts by spurned lovers from biting penis off to slaughtering household

Most lover’s quarrels can be overcome via couple’s therapy, or perhaps a romantic city break to Venice.

Sometimes this doesn’t work and acts of revenge are embarked upon – you might get your car keyed, or in my case… watch bin bags of your own clothes sail over your head from an ex’s second floor apartment while you stand on the pavement.

But – in some extreme and gory cases, spurned romancers can get violent. When a woman from Russia found a message on her husband’s phone from another lady describing “an explicit dream about sex on a beach” she bit his penis off. Here are some of the worst acts of revenge from jealous partners.

Russian biter

Rather than confronting him directly, the aforementioned Russian wife is reported to have carefully orchestrated her assault. Medical expert Dr Artur Valvachev, who analysed the case, revealed she had even filed her teeth to make them more razor-sharp.

He explained how she laid a trap by preparing an evening meal for her husband before the couple consumed alcohol together. “His wife cooked dinner, they sat down, drank, ate, drank some more, and then went to the bed, where she started giving him oral sex,” Dr Valvachev said.

He added: “And at that moment, she bit off his penis with her teeth.” He said she then spat it out and told him: “It’s your own fault, now you can’t do it with anyone else.”

The husband momentarily lost consciousness from the agony and hypovolemic shock. When he regained awareness, he was haemorrhaging severely.

Dr Valvachev revealed that the man managed to put the severed organ into a glass, added saline solution he had at home, and summoned an ambulance. Paramedics tried to reattach it, but Dr Valvachev reported they were unable to restore any functionality.

18-tonne coach through a house

In another example, last year Ian Anderson, 33, sounded the horn repeatedly before driving the single-decker coach straight through the bedroom window of the property in Ashington, Northumberland, on January 21 last year, while his ex-boyfriend was inside.

Newcastle Crown Court was told that the collision caused £23,834 worth of damage to the ground floor flat and £22,000 worth of damage to the vehicle, which was owned by Liberty Coaches, where Anderson was employed as a yard man.

Anderson, from Boldon, South Tyneside, had previously pleaded guilty to aggravated vehicle taking, causing criminal damage to the property and dangerous driving.

Recorder Tony Hedworth KC sentenced him to 12 months in prison, suspended for two years, along with a two-year driving disqualification, and ordered him to pay £1,000 compensation to both the housing company and the coach firm to cover their insurance excesses.

The court was told that Anderson and his partner of seven years had separated just one month prior to his attack.

Threesome refusal

In another case, a rejected lover was detained for assaulting her boyfriend after he refused to participate in a threesome with a female friend. Angel Lynn Curl, 47, erupted in fury when her partner and the other woman turned down the proposition for group intimacy, officers said.

She was apprehended for domestic battery, which constitutes a misdemeanour charge, an arrest report reveals. Curl was freed on bail under stipulations that she maintains no contact with the victim.

Officers said they were summoned to Curl’s flat in Clearwater, Florida in the US, shortly after midnight following reports she had “struck” her boyfriend of two years “multiple times in the face with a closed fist”.

An arrest affidavit reveals Curl had invited the second woman to their home to “engage in sexual activity”.

It continues: “After all parties declined participating in sexual activity, the defendant became angry and used her left hand to repeatedly strike the victim multiple times in the face while he was seated on the couch in their living room.”

Family killer

In an incredibly dark episode, a jilted lover massacred his former girlfriend, her entire family and new partner as they slept in their beds at a ski resort, according to police.

Officers say the 25-year-old allegedly encountered his former flame, 19, and her family during dinner at a renowned Austrian ski resort. Nadine, her father Rupert, 59, mother Andrea, 51, brother Kevin, 25 and boyfriend Florian Janny, 24, were all shot dead inside their chalet in Kitzbühel, an alpine resort near Innsbruck, in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Suspect Andreas surrendered to police following the horrific shooting, telling officers “I just shot five people.” Officers investigating the killings say Andreas was driven by jealousy after Nadine ended their relationship two months earlier.

It is claimed that the gunman encountered his ex and her boyfriend while the couple were dining on Saturday night. He is then said to have travelled to the family’s accommodation in an attempt to speak with Nadine but was rejected by her father.

Andreas then returned to his own chalet where he seized his brother’s illegally owned gun and went back to Nadine’s residence at around 4am. It is alleged that Andreas shot Rupert as he opened the door, before heading upstairs and killing Andrea and Kevin.

He then scaled an outdoor balcony to access a locked second apartment where Nadine and Florian were staying and fatally shot the couple. Police reported that Andreas then handed himself in at around 6am.