Score a landing over the bookies with this mega wager builder on the NFL London recreation
Wardy’s Wagers has a dead cert combo for the Washington Commanders v Indianapolis Colts game, and other top tips to bash the bookies this weekend
The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
Especially those who are desperately trying to defend Man City. The club is as bang to rights to being cheaters as Richard E Grant is to being a Traitor.
And their grounds for appeal has more holes in it than your average British B-road.
But on the bright side they did manage to be found not guilty on one of the 115 charges. Good for them. They should frame it and proudly hang it in their trophy room. And they should make it massive as the cabinets will soon be empty after all their titles and cups are stripped from them.
They should be kicked out of the league and the only football shirts they should be allowed to next season are prison issued ones.
They have to be made an example of. Like I was when I got kicked out of a fun run when I was accused of cheating.
I was so shocked I nearly fell off my bike. Or when I sent to the head after I was caught cheating in an exam.
When I asked the teacher how she knew I’d been cheating, she said, “Because every time the boy next to you has answered a question with ‘I don’t know’, you’ve written ‘Neither do I’”
You won’t need to cheat to get one over the bookies this weekend as the NFL rolls into London again.
The WASHINGTON COMMANDERS will take command over Indianapolis – (Ladbrokes) – 17/10
BET BUILDER – OVER 5.5 TOUCHDOWNS, OVER 3.5 FIELD GOALS, MARIOTA OVER 225 PASSING YARDS, DIGGS TO SCORE A TD – (BET365) – 14/1
Research shows that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog. So, now I sit in the park laughing at all the joggers. Run to the bookies to wager on the DENVER BRONCOS to beat San Francisco – (betway) – 5/4
Heat makes things expand. So I don’t have a weight problem, I’m just hot. Grow your bank balance with a bet on DARYZ to win the Pre de lArc de Triomphe – (betway) – 6/4
MY neighbour banged on my door at 3am this morning, no idea why. Luckily I was awake practicing my drumming at the time. Beat the bookies with a punt on ENGLAND to stuff Croatia – (Coral) – 17/20
I made my wife a Caesar salad last night. The dog was really pissed off though as it was his last tin. You’d be barking not to have a flutter on MEZCALA in the 3.35pm at Ascot – (bet365) – 8/1




